June 14

Monday...

No hospital..hit Congo Cafe, glad I did--great service. Worker/Owner saw me at the store a few minutes after going and thanked me again for coming to his cafe..

Had our house BBQ today on the 3rd floor @ 1pm. Was great...12 outta 23 showed..great kick off to finals.

Exciting Day...lot of hanging around Myola="the place of peace".


Our first person officially left Myola..and sent out a Mass Message:


As I get ready to say my goodbyes, I figured I would try to leave one last memorable impression on the house:

RUBASH: I ate your crackers, I made pizzas out of your crackers, they were fucking delicious drunk food...thank you. PETE, SAM, MICHELLE I stole some milk to make milkshakes, but never a lot, I thank you for your generous donations. On that note, that is all I stole from the kitchen, I was not the thief you are really looking for. Love you all long time.

BRITTANY: You never made me delicious baked goods like you promised. I will be at your doorstep sometime this summer, have them prepared...or else.

KRISTEN: I respect your decision not to drink a lot...but you should drink a lot.

DOMINIQUE: Do you still live here?

RJ AND THE CHILLERS: I appreciate you making the halls smell like a certain ganja all of the time...actually not really. Smelled like shit. And you promised you'd get the next batch of cookies...lies.

BEN: My loving gambling buddy. You are currently either sleeping like a bitch, or at the casino (like a bitch). Either way you are not here to say goodbye to me. This upsets me. We balled out like champs on several occasions. "Do you know Bobby McConnell?" See you this fall, football season!

ERICA: I totally could have banged your friend.

KELSEY: I totally could have banged your friend.

KRYSTLE: I hope I got your first name right, cause god knows I could never get your last name right. I enjoyed meeting your mom. I enjoyed watching you belly dance. I would have really enjoyed meeting Francesca earlier. Either way, its been real.

MICHELLE: Putting MD on everything is like putting red in front of a bull and telling it not to charge. Its like wearing a shirt with a bullseye at an archery range. Get what I am saying? Euros suck.

TUCKER: A true bro. Slept on the couch more nights than I could imagine, and then I walk in on him... twice. I'm an ass.

CAVS: I heard you got arrested in like march, then the only time I saw you, you were drinking away your sorrows peacefully, or watching House at 8 a.m. on a Saturday. Your like a grown up, party on man!

ZACH: I banged your girl here. 'Nuff Said.

ASHLEY: I lied when I said that was all the food I stole. I definitely think I ate some of your cheerios one night. And if they weren't yours I don't know who's they were.

DAVID: I don't really have anything to say, Lakers suck.

Now to the gifts I leave the house:

KIERA: You get the Absolut Peach bottle that has been up here since like February.

BEN: You can have my one stamp. You will need it to mail your bond money when the casino arrests you for trying to rig the decks. You can also have my Sem 2 Drink Coupons, don't gamble them all at once.

ZACH: You can have my Pure Blonde hat cause I think your balding.

KRISTEN: You can have my water bottle, provided you only fill it with Vodka or Goon.

DAVID: You can have my Buy 1 Get 1 Pie Coupon cause I didn't use it.

TUCKER: You can have my one piece of gum, use it well.

MYOLA: You have taken my virginity, You have claimed my sanity, and You can have my pride, my dignity, and my soul. I just want to keep the filter in my head that stops ridiculous things from being said...shit already lost that.

Alright guys, it's been real. I hope this was entertaining. Zach, I didn't really bang your girl, I hope you haven't sweated that one out.

With Love,

Bobby